how much do islands cost i want one

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness. Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
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I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself. (via bl-ossomed)

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