sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

George Washington could’ve had an experimental phase in his teenage years, maybe HE gave blowjobs

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• how to prepare for exams: cry

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